[Mark]

Originally Posted by pete

a pastor goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first sunday after he gets the new teeth his sermon only lasted for 8 minutes. The following sunday, his speech at church lasted for 10 minutes. The following sunday, his speech lasted for 2 hours and 48 minutes. The congregation had to mob him to get him down from the pulpit and they all asked him what had happened.
The pastor explained that the first sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldnt talk for more than 8 minutes, on the second sunday, his gums wer still hurting and so he could only talk for 10 minutes. But, on the third sunday, he put his wifes dentures in by mistake and he couldnt shut up......

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