Fab photo - deserves caption competition

[Jos]

Apologies if this has been dug up before but it has just been drawn to my attention - captions please


what is Enzo saying / thinking ?

 

[Graham]

"I KNEW I should have sold the company"....

 

[Seymour Snerd]

"Next year my ass is Shelby's."

 

[Jack]

Still building tractors!

 

[Terry Oxandale]

So...how long was the dog left in the car?

 

[Jack]

Good one Ox!

 

[Mike Pass]

I'm glad I wore these big pants and the braces because I think I just s**t myself!

 

[Ian K]

Next you'll tell me that Ferruccio Lamborghini is going to build a mid engined GT car for the road ...

 

[Dalton Veitch]

What a piece of backyard crap with no provenance!

 

[Cliff Beer]

Man, these suspender pants are really riding up my ass!

 

[John Fitzpatrick]

Idiot. If you must scratch yourself, turn your back to the cameras!

 

[Simon Rider]

Mustn't let Enzo see the boner this car has given me.

 

[Randy V]

Those F&^#ers at Lola are a gonna hear from me...

 

[Rick Muck- Mark IV]

"Yo, Enzo, this is how us Guidos roll on the Jersey Shore" "See the stain on the seat from Snooki?"

 

[Jim Craik]

Is that a Pantera?

 

[Rick Muck- Mark IV]

Is that a Pantera?

Don't think so, can't see any rust!

 

[Cam Townshend]

"I'll bet you guys $5 each these cars will be third last, second last, and last."

 

[David in Durango]

Right idea, but way behind the time.

(NO Pantera jokes, pleeeez!)

 

[Jim Rosenthal]

Enzo: "He made me an offer, but I refused"
Guys looking at car, thinking: "You should have understood when he lowered the offer, tachino*"
Enzo: "I don't want my driver out on the track with just his d--k in his hand"
Guys, thinking "That's what you're gonna get, Commendatore"

*(turkey)

 

[Rick Muck- Mark IV]

Enzo: "He made me an offer, but I refused"
Guys looking at car, thinking: "You should have understood when he lowered the offer, tachino*"
Enzo: "I don't want my driver out on the track with just his d--k in his hand"
Guys, thinking "That's what you're gonna get, Commendatore"

*(turkey)

"Don Enzo,

We offer this honor.

Someday, I may require a favor and I know you will grant it"