Answers On A Post Card "again"

Due to a huge response to the last Answers on a post card please thread,
I thought it was about time for another, The picture this time was of the last GTD40 clay pigeon shoot, where a good time was had by all.
Sorry Andrew that you are in this caption also but you always give me plenty of ammunition to work with.
The winner of the best caption will again have sent to them a GT40 model of there colour choice shipped anywhere on the planet.
This time lets hope a Brit wins, we can't have these foreigners winning.

Starting off with....
Look into my eyes, the eyes, around my eyes, your under.
When you awake you will be a expert shot, 123 your awake
( Little Briatin series 1 ).

 

[Murray Cowley]

It's just this spot here I want got rid of, OK?

 

[Simon]

" last time my doctor just lanced it......"

 

[Simon]

or...


"I warned you what would happen if you picked your nose again"

 

[Paul Thompson 'Hooligan']

"Now when I say duck...."

 

[Brett James-McCall]

Sorry Mr Fordyce, of course I meant you were first....

 

[Paul Bearman]

My God!! I can actually see this photo.

"I know the shoes don't go with this dress but please..."

 

[Lee 4TGT]

Hello all. Well here goes " now, when i nod my head ... ... !"

 

[Gregg]

Don't even THINK about flicking that booger at me!

 

[JohnC]

"Now then, what hair and what mole were you referring to again?"

 

[Graham T]

" First point ....... I never told you to sell your GT40"

 

[Bill Musarra]

Me thinks it's supposed to be a bow and an apple..........Right!!!!

Bill

 

[Gregg]

Hello, my name is Bob, I'd like to welcome you to the Dick Cheney school of hunting.

 

[Gregg]

My good friend Dick called and asked me to finish you off, you resiliant bastard!

 

[Gregg]

See, my eyes are blue. i'm not full of sh*t.

Hell, I'm going to shoot you anyway.

 

[Gregg]

Who brings an unloaded finger to a gun fight?

 

[Neil]

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire two shots or only one? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a Beretta Silver Pigeon, the most powerful shotgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"

 

[Gregg]

Do you think you can hit me now?

 

[Danimal W]

If I said it once, I said it a million times,.... NEVER put a chevy engine in a GT-40!!!

 

[Mark Clapp]

I'll take five paces and will still hit you with a booger before you can shoot me.