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03-15-06, 11:31 PM
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I see you wet yourself. Was it on turn three? | 
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03-15-06, 11:48 PM
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#22 (permalink)
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What, you gave the keys to my wife! | |
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03-16-06, 01:08 AM
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#23 (permalink)
| | roaldin 5 Tenths 
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"... you will not be able to find your keys and will therefore not be able to enter the race.
3,2,1 *click*, you're back in the room..."
Tim. | |
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03-16-06, 02:54 AM
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| | Maxiboy Lifetime Premier Supporter 
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"I can't seem to find my helmet"
"What does it look like?"
"Well it's white with a blue dome & orange stripe"
"Nah, ain't seen it mate" | |
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03-16-06, 04:35 AM
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#25 (permalink)
| | Malcolm Gold Supporter
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"Can you beleive it, Charles Kergon passed us both on the first lap!" | |
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03-16-06, 05:11 AM
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#26 (permalink)
| | ckergon A Tenth
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[ QUOTE ]
"Can you beleive it, Charles Kergon passed us both on the first lap!"
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It's meant to be funny, not the truth! [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/1poke.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] | |
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03-16-06, 07:16 AM
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#27 (permalink)
| | roaldin 5 Tenths
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"I was scared by the battle in front of me, but it pales beside your frontal lobotomy..."
Tim. | |
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03-16-06, 08:46 AM
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#28 (permalink)
| | roaldin 5 Tenths
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Alternatively :
"I was scared by the battle in front of me"
"I was scarred by the frontal lobotomy..." | |
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03-16-06, 09:49 AM
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I said I want my helmet back.
Make me. | |
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03-16-06, 01:27 PM
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| | Maxiboy Lifetime Premier Supporter
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[Muffled] "Can you hear much with your helmet on?"
"Pardon"
[Muffled] "I said, can you hear... oh forget it!" | |
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03-16-06, 01:50 PM
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#31 (permalink)
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What do you "mean" the steering wheel is on the right hand side of the car? I don't know how to drive a car like that. | |
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03-16-06, 06:09 PM
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#32 (permalink)
| | roaldin 5 Tenths
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"I'm telling you Bob - this safe sex paranoia of yours is getting out of hand..."
Tim. | |
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03-16-06, 06:21 PM
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#33 (permalink)
| | roaldin 5 Tenths
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'Have I got a big nose Mum?'
'Stop thinking about sex!'
'I wasn't!'
'You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?..."'
Tim. | |
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03-16-06, 06:23 PM
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#34 (permalink)
| | Faili F 7 Tenths 
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Forget about the captions,,,Look at that NOSE, [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/1poke.gif[/img] | |
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03-16-06, 06:29 PM
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#35 (permalink)
| | flatchat 7 Tenths
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Bit lonely in Tassie are we Tim?? [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] | |
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03-17-06, 06:02 AM
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#36 (permalink)
| | roaldin 5 Tenths
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"Bit lonely in Tassie are we Tim?"
"Yeah, I can't find my other head. I think it has my helmet."
Aussie in-joke folks. [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Tim. | |
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03-17-06, 06:21 AM
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#37 (permalink)
| | roaldin 5 Tenths
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"...no seriously it's true what they say about guys with big noses, look..."
Tim. | |
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03-17-06, 06:28 AM
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#38 (permalink)
| | roaldin 5 Tenths
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"Did you hear, an elephant has just done the ton on the back straight?"
"Yeah?"
"Yep, drivers are advised to treat it as a roundabout."
Homage to Ronnie and Ronnie.
Tim. | |
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03-17-06, 09:16 AM
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Sorry mate, they won't let me race. My nose failed tech inspection. | |
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03-17-06, 09:25 AM
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Sorry buddy, but we don't allow replica's to race here.
What replica? That's the real 1075. Just check the windshield wiper arm and the bolts mounting the right front upright to the car. | |
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