Answers on a post card please - Page 4

Gregg · 03-20-06, 01:09 PM

Little boy you might as well go home and play with your pedal car. I had my 40 set up and tuned by Smart Tech Services and I'm sitting in the pole position.

Ian Anderson · 03-20-06, 01:41 PM

I signed up for a driving lesson - sure don't know why they dressed me in this outfit - perhaps it will help my swing,now how to find the first tee

Maxiboy · 03-21-06, 05:16 AM

B*****r me, I thought all the Concordes had been retired!

[Sorry, I don't really condone personal jibes, but this one had been brewing for a while! :-) ]

Andy Besic · 03-27-06, 09:19 AM

I HAD THE LINE.....Mum...? is that you?!

David Morton · 03-27-06, 01:23 PM

You're not that Logan prat, are you?

Ian Anderson · 03-27-06, 03:46 PM

They call it a p1ss pot and I just did before you put it on your head!

Paul Thompson 'Hooligan' · 03-27-06, 04:58 PM

"No Robin, I'm not jewish. What made you think that, was it the nose or was it that I've lost my helmet?" [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

from none other than, 'The Man on the Left' [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

Paul Thompson 'Hooligan' · 03-27-06, 05:08 PM

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Little boy you might as well go home and play with your pedal car. I had my 40 set up and tuned by Smart Tech Services and I'm sitting in the pole position.

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Keep em coming.....

David Morton · 03-27-06, 08:28 PM

"Have you got any of the 100mg Viagra"?
"What, at your age? You don't really need them !"
"YES I DO. Stops me rolling out of bed"

David Morton · 03-27-06, 08:32 PM

"OK then - have you got any Phyllosan?"
"What on earth are you talking about ?"
"Phyllosan you plonker. Fortifies the over 40's"

David Morton · 03-27-06, 08:38 PM

"I can tell you're interested in this bird behind me"
"How do you know that,wise guy"
"Because your tremor has stopped, and your pissing on my foot again"

roaldin · 03-27-06, 08:55 PM

"So what's the big secret"
"Shh, Cystitis, pass it on"
"Bastard!"

Tim.

roaldin · 03-27-06, 08:56 PM

"I'm telling you, it cures tinea"

Tim.

roaldin · 03-27-06, 08:57 PM

"Middle of a bloody race and they want a drug test. Bloody bureaucrats..."

Tim.

roaldin · 03-27-06, 09:52 PM

"Why the flame proof suits and protective gear just to look at the GT40s forum?"
"You haven't been there recently have you...?"

Tim.

roaldin · 03-28-06, 05:16 AM

"Luncheon! I thought you said lynchin'."

Tim.

Espen · 03-28-06, 11:40 AM

*Whisper* "Uhh...Have you seen my car?"

Espen · 03-28-06, 11:43 AM

"Why are we the only drivers here?"
"Oooh..that might explain the locked gates"

Espen · 03-28-06, 11:50 AM

"It's my turn to drive"
"No it isn't"
"Yes it is"
"No it isn't!"
"Yes it is!"
"NO IT ISN'T!"
"YES IT IS!"
"......"

Gregg · 03-28-06, 09:38 PM

Thanks for coming on such short notice mate. Go straight through the big tent behind me. The show starts at 12:00. You will be shot out of the cannon at 12:30. Any questions?