Answers on a post card please - Page 5

Andy Besic · 03-29-06, 07:19 AM

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Gregg · 03-31-06, 10:59 PM

So your the infamous Robin B. I thought you would be taller.

Keith Baker · 04-02-06, 12:46 AM

Thanks for all your Captions. I hope you have enjoyed the many replies, I know I have.
I will ask an independant person to decide the best caption and a new Ford GT model will be forwarded anywhere in this big old world.
I will post a picture of the car shortly with the name of the winner
Thanks again for all your replies.
If you have any last words please add them now
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roaldin · 04-02-06, 01:09 AM

My two favourite "last words".

"Either that wallpaper goes or I do" - Oscar Wilde
"I told you I was ill" - Spike Milligan

Tim.

Bill Hara · 04-04-06, 05:29 AM

- mmmm, you must be Jewish

- no, my parents believe in cleanliness

roaldin · 04-04-06, 05:48 AM

"I'm a little taken aback"
"Thatsa watta happens arounda here ata Gooda Wooda"

Cringes - Sorry Paolo

Tim.

roaldin · 04-04-06, 05:50 AM

"They said it takes balls to race here at Goodwood - so here's my entry fee..."

Tim.

roaldin · 04-04-06, 05:56 AM

"Well the Doc' said I should pull it back and make sure things were properly clean down there, so I did, but unfortunately I sneezed..."

Tim.

David Morton · 04-04-06, 06:06 AM

"No, not quite naked. I shall have my helmet on."

David Morton · 04-04-06, 06:14 AM

"Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!"
Karl Marx

roaldin · 04-04-06, 06:15 AM

"Why did you bring the red button to the race track with you Mr President?"
"In case I find me any of those dang axles of evil; I can nucularise 'em!"

Tim.

David Morton · 04-04-06, 10:12 AM

"I'm afraid I have some very bad news,you're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, my god.How long have I got ?"
"Ten"
"Ten ? Ten what ? Months ? Weeks ? What ?!"
"Nine..."

roaldin · 04-04-06, 10:59 AM

It's nice to see the Stig's Mum and Dad, still together after all these years.

Tim.

Gregg · 04-05-06, 08:57 PM

How many times do I have to tell you! The gas pedal is the one on the right, NOT the middle pedal!!

roaldin · 04-06-06, 07:52 AM

In this episode we see Teletubbies Helmut and Hoody acting out that old argument : Circumcise or not - which is the better intent?

Tim.

David Morton · 04-06-06, 07:58 AM

"What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"
"Gucci sweats and Reeboks".

David Morton · 04-06-06, 08:05 AM

"Are you sexually active?"
"No, I just lie there and think of England."

roaldin · 04-06-06, 08:11 AM

"Have you heard about the Australian Prime Minister?
"He just lies and wishes his countrymen were English (circa 1952)".

Tim.

Gregg · 04-06-06, 11:00 AM

You are by far the WORST student I have ever had. What is so difficult to understand? You drive AROUND the orange cones, not over them! Give me your helmet and go home.

David Morton · 04-06-06, 04:04 PM

"I'm known as a Hell's Angel"
"Hells Angel? Then why are you all dressed like one of the Village People ?"