Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
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Fun Puns
- Thread starter Pete
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And there's more...
"This intruder broke into my house". "How did he get in?
Intruder door or intruder window?".
"It is better to have loved and lost a short person
than never to have loved a tall"
And to add a pun to our favourite bartender jokes...
Charles Dickens walked into a bar, down on his luck - he says to the bartender get me a vodka martini, The bartender replies "with an olive or twist?"
And finally ...
There once was a fellow named Clyde
He fell into a sewer and died.
His unfortunate brother
Fell into another
And now they're in-turd side by side.
Gimme a break, it's getting late over here /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif .
Rob
"This intruder broke into my house". "How did he get in?
Intruder door or intruder window?".
"It is better to have loved and lost a short person
than never to have loved a tall"
And to add a pun to our favourite bartender jokes...
Charles Dickens walked into a bar, down on his luck - he says to the bartender get me a vodka martini, The bartender replies "with an olive or twist?"
And finally ...
There once was a fellow named Clyde
He fell into a sewer and died.
His unfortunate brother
Fell into another
And now they're in-turd side by side.
Gimme a break, it's getting late over here /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif .
Rob
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
There was a young girl from Devizes who had breast's of two different sizes. One was small, hardly any use at all...And the other was huge and won prizes!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
