Friday Funnies - New Virus

[Lynn]

Sent to me by Bill Musarra:

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest liquor store. Purchase the antidote known as:

Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected, and WORK is controlling your life. (Note from Lynn: It is possible to recover from this but you will need to take a medically prescribed sabbatical, otherwise known as a vacation. You must keep taking liberal amounts of the previsously prescribed antedote and may, indeed, have to increase the dosage. Two weeks will usually suffice, but four weeks will assure you of complete recovery and is absolutely necessary if wife and/or children accompany you.)