| The road to inner peace doesn't involve a GT40. I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we could all achieve a little more calmness in our lives by following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished".
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Cabernet-Merlot vintners blend, a bottle of Chardonay, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how good I feel.
Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace. It worked for me.
Dugly
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