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03-26-07, 01:14 PM
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| | Keith1 10 tenths 
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United Kingdom GT40: Uh uh
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We haven't had one for a while, so get your juices flowing on this one..... 
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03-26-07, 01:31 PM
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| | Doc Watson 5 Tenths
Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Devon, UK GT40: Replica Mk I
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"F*** me!!!! these beer goggles really work!"
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03-26-07, 01:54 PM
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| | wolodymyr Bronze Supporter
Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Scotland GT40: DAX40
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Young miss Hubbard
went to the bar room
to give the poor drinkers a bone
but when she got there
they didn't even stare
so she just had a beer on her own!
with apologies to Old Mother Hubbard 
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03-26-07, 02:08 PM
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| | Keith1 10 tenths
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Originally Posted by Doc Watson  "F*** me!!!! these beer goggles really work!" |
Like it like it.....
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03-26-07, 02:17 PM
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| | John Lowe Bronze Supporter
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Lindfield, UK GT40: RCR MK1
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Nill reaction from the Guys??
It was a great party and a gay time was had by all.
with appologies to Agatha Christie. | |
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03-26-07, 02:22 PM
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| | Keith1 10 tenths
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United Kingdom GT40: Uh uh
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Originally Posted by John Lowe Nill reaction from the Guys??
It was a great party and a gay time was had by all.
with appologies to Agatha Christie. |
Very observant John..... 
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03-26-07, 03:28 PM
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| | llarsen Admin 
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Raleigh, NC GT40: Sabre
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Rep Power: 29 | Re: Caption Competition (Warning - Mildly Adult)
What the hell does a girl have to do to get noticed in this place?
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03-26-07, 03:35 PM
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| | JIMMYMAC Lifetime Premier Supporter
Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Scotland
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Keith,
Is not this sight a regular occurance in your local pub down in the New Forest ?
Usually on the night of the Sheep Verderer's Monthly Convention and the locals have to leave all their rather woolly blonde girlfriends back in the paddock.
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MKI monocoque. XE' 289 short blocks, C6FE heads, Webers, ZF
Graviner Fire Suppression
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03-26-07, 03:48 PM
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| | aero 2 Tenths
Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Portland, OR - USA GT40: Currently designing scratch built mid engine sports car.
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What you see is an attractive young woman with no clothes on.
What you don't see is the GT40.
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03-26-07, 06:01 PM
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| | Keith1 10 tenths
Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: United Kingdom GT40: Uh uh
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JIMMYMAC Keith,
Is not this sight a regular occurance in your local pub down in the New Forest ?
Usually on the night of the Sheep Verderer's Monthly Convention and the locals have to leave all their rather woolly blonde girlfriends back in the paddock. |
You got me mate. The men are all talking sheep. This is the New Forest for sure! 
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03-26-07, 06:06 PM
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| | David Morton Lifetime Premier Supporter
Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Marlow, England. GT40: The Jewel on the Thames: Marlow, Bucks
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And It's Not Anchovies! | |
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03-26-07, 06:12 PM
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| | Pete Lifetime Premier Supporter 
Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Brisbane, Austr GT40: GT40 Australia.
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How sad to see a beautiful girl left all alone like that while a couple of blokes cuddle in the background. Definitely not Pete's Bar.
Could be somewhere in Noozeelund though.
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03-26-07, 06:32 PM
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| | A Tenth
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Is that dandruff on her feet? | |
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03-26-07, 06:36 PM
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| | Keith1 10 tenths
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Originally Posted by Pete Could be somewhere in Noozeelund though. | Careful Pete, you know how sensitive they get.....
David, Martin, behave yourselves! I knew I could rely on you two...... 
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03-26-07, 07:31 PM
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| | Pete Lifetime Premier Supporter
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She might be drinking alone because she's a transvestite. Hard to tell from that angle.
Anyway what the hell is she doing drinking? The place is a mess! 
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03-26-07, 07:34 PM
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| | Lifetime Premier Supporter
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Having been duped on more than one occassion, the bar owner had instituted a no clothes policy for all shemales. | |
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03-27-07, 03:34 AM
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| | flatchat Silver Supporter
Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Warwick,Qld, Au
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Hey, I'm in a gay bar----right!
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03-27-07, 06:41 PM
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| | JIMMYMAC Lifetime Premier Supporter
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Chris,
Where I come from : women and those chromosome deficient drink in "The Lounge"
Men drink in Bars & Smoke Rooms (for a wee while anyways).
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Cordially,
James
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03-27-07, 07:08 PM
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| | iank2112 8 Tenths
Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: San Diego, CA GT40: none yet
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I really need to keep away from beer - it gives me gas
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