The Lawyer - (apologies if you know this. It would probably be easier to find an original previously unknown GT40 in a barn than hear a "fresh" lawyer joke)
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two
men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to
investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have
to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you,"
the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over
there, under that
tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor
man he stated, "You come with us, also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also
have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
large as the limousine was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and
said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with
you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high."
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two
men along the roadside eating grass.
Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to
investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have
to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you,"
the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over
there, under that
tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor
man he stated, "You come with us, also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also
have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
large as the limousine was.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and
said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with
you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place.
The grass is almost a foot high."