Hey Ron, are you getting annoyed with your Jensen Healey?
eBay Motors: Jensen Healey Murder- Mayhem - Shoot and Crush (item 270078628665 end time Jun-10-07 15:42:58 PDT)
"This sale is for 1 of 10 slots to "kill" this 1973 Jensen Healey. - The 10 lucky winners/buyers of these slots get to bring their own guns (and wives) and shoot the crap out of this car. (As long as they are sober and I deem them capable of handling the gun)
After shooting it - baseball bashing will be available to anyone who really needs to get physical with the beast. (you are free to use any other blunt or spiked murder weapon you feel comfortable with)
The Murder will be finalized by driving a 65000 lb Catepilar D8 Bulldozer over the car. REPEATEDLY All 10 winners get to run over the carcass with the dozer!"
eBay Motors: Jensen Healey Murder- Mayhem - Shoot and Crush (item 270078628665 end time Jun-10-07 15:42:58 PDT)
"This sale is for 1 of 10 slots to "kill" this 1973 Jensen Healey. - The 10 lucky winners/buyers of these slots get to bring their own guns (and wives) and shoot the crap out of this car. (As long as they are sober and I deem them capable of handling the gun)
After shooting it - baseball bashing will be available to anyone who really needs to get physical with the beast. (you are free to use any other blunt or spiked murder weapon you feel comfortable with)
The Murder will be finalized by driving a 65000 lb Catepilar D8 Bulldozer over the car. REPEATEDLY All 10 winners get to run over the carcass with the dozer!"
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