Just Married
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Dimi Terleckyj
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My wife shared a research study that said women use an average of 22,000 words a day and men use 7,000. She wondered outloud how they could do a study like that? Where would they go? Who would they interview? Who would pay for it? It must have taken a long time and seems like a lot of work for little gain. She then looked at me and asked what I thought. I said, "yeah." She got a disgusted look and said, "you don't even use 7,000 words in a day." I replied, "that's because you use all of yours and mine!"
Yep, a zipper sounds mighty fine.
Yep, a zipper sounds mighty fine.
Dimi Terleckyj
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My ex father in law once told me that there were only 2 words a man needed to get along with a woman and those words were " Yes Dear".
He said still do what you want but just tell her "Yes Dear".
The only trouble was my wife was standing beside us when he told me and from then on whenever I used his advice she would go ballistic.
She also gave me an ultimatum "its either the car or me".
I dont miss her at all.
Dimi
He said still do what you want but just tell her "Yes Dear".
The only trouble was my wife was standing beside us when he told me and from then on whenever I used his advice she would go ballistic.
She also gave me an ultimatum "its either the car or me".
I dont miss her at all.
Dimi
I married Mrs. Right, I just didn't know her first name was "always".
Since I have been on Chemo, I have been on the edge of throwing up several times.
Seeing this picture leaves no room for speculation. It is just awful.:wrongforum:
Seeing this picture leaves no room for speculation. It is just awful.:wrongforum:
Doc Watson
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Ross Nicol
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Sorry Darling! did I hurt you?
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