Autralia [NSW] thinks small of speeders

[BenL]

From: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6240288.stm

Australian drivers hit below belt

A new Australian ad campaign is seeking to reduce road deaths by questioning the manhood of speeding drivers.

The series of TV ads shows women shaking their little finger - a gesture used to symbolise a small penis - as speeding male motorists race past.

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[Pete McCluskey.]

Well I'll be buggered, here I was thinking all those girls were giving me a mini wave!!

 

[Peter Delaney]

Pete, don't be tempted - any girl that waves any finger at you in the 40 is looking to an upgrade of a diamond on her ring-finger - forget it, ignore, resist - not worth the hassle at all (Just ask Di) !!

Drive by in the 40, flash them a dazzling, contented smile, & leave them crestfallen !!

Kind Regards,

Peter D.

 

[David Morton]

Peter D,
That sort of transgresses the sporting code though.......

 

[Gary Kadrmas]

David,

I think the old saying,....."You get what you pay for".....seems to be appropriate here. Since anything free has gone by the wayside long ago,
you are going to have to fall back on the other old saying,...."All the girls look prettier at closing time", and negotiate your wishes in a joint that presents all the elements of satisfaction.

Which in your case, having a nice flashy car, and your excellant negotioation skills, should result in tales that would be welcomed here.

I say start with chapter one immediatelyepper: