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Old 1st September 2017, 10:45 AM   #4401
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Today's 'groaner':


What do you call 50 rabbits marching backwards?












A receding hairline.
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Old 1st September 2017, 12:47 PM   #4402
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Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely i can't look that old!, well...you'll love this one.



My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.

I noticed his dds diploma, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 50+ years ago.

Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.

This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school.

"yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang," he gleamed with pride.

"when did you graduate?" i asked.

He answered, "in 1957. Why do you ask?"

"you were in my class!" i exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ass, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked me -------



........... "what did you teach?" ..........
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Old 1st September 2017, 03:04 PM   #4403
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Admiral Horatio Nelson is standing on the rear deck of his flagship. His first mate Hardy approaches and says "Admiral Nelson, we have a report from the crow's nest of ten French war ships on the horizon."

Admiral Nelson says "Hardy, go down below and get my red tunic. If I'm struck I don't want them to see me bleed." Hardy goes down below and retrieves his tunic and stops by the crow's nest for an update. Approaching Admiral Nelson nervously he says "Admiral Nelson, we have an update from the crows nest. There's actually a hundred French war ships on the horizon."

Without batting an eye, Admiral Nelson says "Hardy, go down below and get my brown pants."
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Old 4th September 2017, 12:00 AM   #4404
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Just found out singing in the shower is all fun and games, until of course you get shampoo in your mouth...then it just becomes a soap opera
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Old 24th September 2017, 05:10 PM   #4405
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Practical advice on how to relax.

''I pet my dog'' - YouTube
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Old 7th October 2017, 06:13 AM   #4406
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Knur and Spell how they settle differences up North

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