Yahoo! I won the Christmas Lottery!

[Keith Hardy]

Yeah.......gonna buy me a nice '40!

Here's the proof! £1.5 million smackeroOnies...... ALL MINE.....

ALL I GOTTA DO IS CONTACT MY FIDUCIARY AGENT....


Date:10/12/2007
Dear Winner
I the co-coordinator of the Hot Lotto end of year promotion in Liverpool UK, has therefore come to you with this great surprise.
Your e mail address came a winner of this great promotion on the 2nd category and as a winner of 1.5 Million Pounds.
Your e mail address attached to a ticket number:01,05,22,45,88,reference
number:ES/NP/CC/07 and batch number:15558.
The above information must not be undisclosed to any other person in other to avoid double claim.
Your fiduciary agent Mr. Greg Louis shall process your claim as soon as you contact him. You are advice to take heed every instructions given to you by the agent to avoid disqualification of claim.
Contact your agent Mr. Greg Louis with the following information:
________________________________________________________
Your full name:
Country:
Address:
Tel/Fax:
Sex:
Profession:
The won e mail address:
Ticket number:
Reference number:
Batch number:
________________________________________________________
Fiduciary Agent:
________________
Mr Louis E. Greg
email:greglouisconsul@netscape.net
Tel:+44 702 402 4410
Fax:+44 709 287 2619
Foreign Service Manager
Any one below the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.
Warm wishes from the coordinator.
(Mrs.)Caecilia Lloyd

Can't wait until I get the cash -

ROCK AND ROLL.....

[Neal]

Any one below the age of 18 is automatically disqualified

Sorry Keith...
Happy Holidays!

[MReid]

That's because anyone under 18 would be too smart to fall for this scam!

Oops, I meant anyone under 18 wouldn't have a bank account or enough money for the "fiduciary agent" to steal!

[Keith Hardy]

You mean.....you mean.......uh uh uh uh...

Nooooooooooo!

Damn those Scousers......

(Apologies to Nigerians everywhere)

[MReid]

I'm sorry. I can see the disappointment on your face in your avatar.

[Jac Mac]

Originally Posted by Keith1

Yeah.......gonna buy me a nice '40!


Warm wishes from the coordinator.
(Mrs.)Caecilia Lloyd

Can't wait until I get the cash -

ROCK AND ROLL.....

Perhaps if you contact Mrs Lloyd all may not be in vain-You might win the bonus prize. Warm wishes & all that goes with them. Happy Holidays Keith-that should put a smile on your Avatar.

Jac Mac

[woodz428]

You are fortunate to live so close to the prize headquarters. I have turned down 5 or 6 Lottery winnings this year, because my fiduciary agent doesn't practice in fantasy land. At least that's what he said....you don't think he is raking in all of my legitimate winnings? :-)

[srf#42]

Unfortunately you "undisclosed" the information to us. You are disqualified!