Stupid things we've said

[Rick S.]

Let me start this one off.

I flew up to Seattle on friday to visit family. I'm getting on the airplane to find my seat, and my mind is about 1000 miles away. I have a window seat and a woman was sitting on the isle. In my mind I'm saying "excuse me, but I have the seat inside yours" but what came out was "I'm inside you". She looks up at me and without batting an eye she said "how does it feel"?

Everyone within earshot got a big laugh out of it.

I couldn't believe I said what I said.

[Doug Sainlar]

I must have been all of 18 and I was with a friend in a town about 30 miles from home. We went to the local soda shop and as we were standing there we were having the typical teenage discussion regarding how pretty the girl behind the soda fountain was and exactly what we would have liked to do with her, as well as speculation as to whether she was easy or not. I remember the word "slut" came up a few times.

As soon as it was our turn to order, I proceeded to order a "Cherry Slut", instead of the "Cherry Slush" I really wanted.

I suspect my face must have been cherry red.......

Doug

[Mark Worthington]

I see a theme emerging here...

[Rick S.]

at least my seat-mate was a woman, not some guy....

[Danimal]

"I do"

[Keith Hardy]

"Sure, you can hang up your dress in the closet...."

[Dalton]

"We get along really well. Why don't we get married?"

[Cliff Beer]

Her: "will you respect me in the morning?"

Me: "I don't respect you now."

(20+ years ago in college, I'm much more polite now)