Let me start this one off.
I flew up to Seattle on friday to visit family. I'm getting on the airplane to find my seat, and my mind is about 1000 miles away. I have a window seat and a woman was sitting on the isle. In my mind I'm saying "excuse me, but I have the seat inside yours" but what came out was "I'm inside you". She looks up at me and without batting an eye she said "how does it feel"?
Everyone within earshot got a big laugh out of it.
I couldn't believe I said what I said.
I flew up to Seattle on friday to visit family. I'm getting on the airplane to find my seat, and my mind is about 1000 miles away. I have a window seat and a woman was sitting on the isle. In my mind I'm saying "excuse me, but I have the seat inside yours" but what came out was "I'm inside you". She looks up at me and without batting an eye she said "how does it feel"?
Everyone within earshot got a big laugh out of it.
I couldn't believe I said what I said.