I say;
Whoever thought of floating this idea should be dunked.
Their friends should wipe them from their lives.
I wish this hadn't risen to the surface.
The effects of the splash down will leave an uncomfortable feeling for all involved.
This is clearly the way our push button society is going.
Whatever you do, don't go public with this one.
I shall log a complaint at the nearest outlet.
Just let me fax that one to head office.
I'll won't join in just after dropping the kids off at the pool.
nyuk nyuk nyuk.
I'll hang my head now...