OK, for anyone from the GWW who is perplexed as to the difference between True Brits and the slacking Antipodeans represented by the surfing Australians and the Silver Feather waving Kiwis, there is no bitter (sorry better, en Anglais) example than the difference in our respective wooing techniques.
To wit: Southern Hemisphere:
and the far more subtle and romantic British
See what I mean? Poles apart...