Peter,
This may change thousands of years of "tea" tradition for you Commonwealth blokes, but so be it. It actually does taste like tea (sort of), even more so after the 3rd or
4th one.
1 part vodka
1 part Tequila
1 part rum
1 part gin
1 part triple sec
1 1/2 parts sweet and sour mix
1 splash Coca-Cola
1 slice of lemon
The actual amount of a "part" is up to the consumer. A splash is just that, a splash.
When drinking this "iced tea", keeping a a large bottle of aspirin on standby alert, is highly recommended!
The ususal disclaimers apply!
Bill