New game 'Asylum'

[Pete McCluskey.]

Subject: Announcement by the RUDD Federal Government
Good Day and welcome to a brand new edition of :

'ASYLUM'​

Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting​

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A FREE HOUSE!<o></o>​

We've already given away hundreds of millions of dollarsand thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor,<o></o>​

The Australian Taxpayer.<o></o>​

And don't forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the planet. <o></o>​

Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid Australian Passport, and you only need one word of English:<o></o>​

'ASYLUM'<o></o>​

Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at $800 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging and​

accosting drivers at traffic lights.

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This competition is open to everyone​

buy a ticket ​

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to Indonesia<o></o>​

And catch the first available boat.<o></o>​

No application ever refused - reasonable or unreasonable.<o></o>​

All you have to do is destroy all your papers or burn your boat once you<o></o>​

enter Australian waters and remember the magic password:<o></o>​

'ASYLUM'<o></o>​

A few years ago, 140 members of the Taliban family from <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com

</st1:country-region><st1lace w:st="on">Afghanistan</st1lace> were flown Goat Class from Kabul to Indonesias gateway where agents were on hand to fast-track them to their boat trips to luxury accommodation. <o></o>​

They joined tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over <st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">Australia</st1lace></st1:country-region> .<o></o>​

Our most popular destinations also include the Baxters Reef and the world famous <st1lace w:st="on">Christmas Island</st1lace> Resort. <o></o>​

If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget, there's no need to phone a friend or ask the audience<o></o>​

Just apply for legal aid.<o></o>​

Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting to help.<o></o>​

It won't cost you a penny.<o></o>​

It could change your life forever . ​

So play today.

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Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet ​

activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers, ​

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bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas...

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COME ON DOWN!<o></o>​

Get along to the
<st1:country-region w:st="on"><st1lace w:st="on">Indonesian </st1lace></st1:country-region>fishing ports<o></o>​

Don't stop in Thailand or Bali<o></o>​

Go straight to Australia<o></o>​

And you are:<o></o>​

GUARANTEED<o></o>​

to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the easiest game on earth.<o></o>​

Everyone's a winner, when they play<o></o>​

'ASYLUM'<o></o>​

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[Dave]

I think they had the same game in the uk.... but it lost popularity when they created "who wants to be an EU resident".