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Furry vandal drives police nuts (From Swindon Advertiser)

Furry vandal drives police nuts

POLICE officers in Swindon believe they have solved a mystery which has been driving residents in the town nutty for more than a month.

After a number of residents reported that their ABS brake cables had been cut in North Swindon, officers increased patrols, issued warning letters to members of the public and even carried out forensic examinations to find the culprit.

But it was not until an eagle-eyed, off-duty police officer noticed tiny teeth marks on his ABS cables that officers began to realise that the guilty party was not a sinister human being, but in fact, a four-legged, bushy-tailed squirrel.

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