Keith's Birthday

[David Morton]

65yrs young - THE MAGIC FIGURE. The Old Age Pension kicks in - Now a man of immense wealth.
Happy Birthday Keith.


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[Dalton Veitch]

Happy BD Keith. Hope you have many more. Enjoy!

 

[Price Walton]

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Happy Birfday Keef!


By the way, can I borrow some money?

 

[Damian]

Happy B-day!!!!

 

[Jack]

Happy Birthday Keith! Enjoy many more!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Max Walter]

Happy Birthday from just down the road.

 

[Mesa]

:chug:

 

[Neal]

Happy Birthday Keith. You can officially start counting back from now on...

 

[Jack]

He's likely planning to terrorize Lymington today on the scooter! Have some FUN!

 

[Marcus]

Grüß Gott lieber Keith...

herzlichen Glückwunsch und alles Gute zum Geburtstag!!!

Marcus

 

[Jim Craik]

Keith,

Happy Birthday my friend..................................

Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Keith, happy birth.............................boy, that is a crappy song too

 

[Keith]

Thanks guys! I am laying down in a darkened room being tended by 6 nubile (and quite nude) nurses who are administering to my every need and mopping my fevered brow.

Ah. I see what's happened.

OK I am awake and typing a response on GT40s.

Thanks for your felicitations chaps. Would also like to point out the real meaning of Mr Morton's fiscal comment.

He means that of today, the disability & support benefits I have been receiving over the past 2 years cease, and my state pension in the princely amount of £126.50 weekly kicks in.

For those that require loans or handouts. Please form an orderly line.

Forgive me, but I must now return to my nurses..

 

[Dalton Veitch]

Er, Keith...can you spare the 50p ?

 

[Keith]

No problem Dalton. I hate odd numbers. Pleased to round it down for you. Cheque is in the post...:thumbsup:

 

[Keith]

By the way, I found a great cure for my tired eyes...

 

[Jim Rosenthal]

How did you hack my private email, damn it?

 

[Jim Rosenthal]

Many happy returns to you, anyway, I am not far behind you. We can get adjacent rocking chairs and pretend they are GT40 pilot chairs....

 

[Graham]

Keith,

A belated happy birthday to you mate - I hope that the party went well. Just returned from a windswept Cornish holiday, so sorry I missed the nubile women. I'm sure David will tell all

 

[David Morton]

Graham,
I had to apologise for my absence. Her indoors had a misfire on her S80 and the pipework to get into the plugs goes on and on. The RAC came in the end and identified the coil pack on the no 3 cylinder but it left it all to late to go to Keith's pissup and get back to Heathrow and on to the Albert Hall. It looks like a cheese run coming up by way of saying sorry so I'll let you know where the next lunch will be after Le Mans.

 

[Dalton Veitch]

Gee Keith, it works!! My eyes are feeling better already. At least I think it's my eyes.