A new game: ASYLUM

[David Morton]

Sorry, if
you live abroad but hold a British passport you can't join in the
game.







Welcome to a brand new edition of 'ASYLUM'.
Today's program features another chance to take part in our exciting competition:HIJACK AN AIRLINER and win A COUNCIL HOUSE !
We've already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor, The British Taxpayer.
And don't forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the planet.
Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid British Passport, and you only need one word of English:'ASYLUM'
Prizes include all-expenses-<WBR>paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at £180 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging, mugging, burgling and accosting drivers at traffic lights.
This competition is open to everyone buying a ticket or stowing away on one of our partner airlines, ferry companies or Eurostar.
No application ever refused - reasonable or unreasonable.
All you have to do is destroy all your papers and remember the magic password:'ASYLUM'
A few years ago, 140 members of a Taliban family from Afghanistan were flown Goat Class from Kabul to our international gateway at Stansted where locallaw enforcement officers were on hand to fast-track them to their luxury £200-a-night rooms in the fabulous four star Hilton Hotel.
They joined tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in hotels all over Britain .......
Our most popular destinations also include the White Cliffs of Dover and the world famous Toddington Services area, in Historic Bedfordshire.
If you still don't understand the rules, don't forget, there's no need to phone a friend or ask the audience
Just apply for legal aid.Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting to help - FREE
It won't cost you a penny.It could change your life forever.
So play today.
Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochetactivis<WBR>ts, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil Tigers,bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas..<WBR>.the list is endless
EVERYONE IS WELCOME - INCLUDING ALL YOUR OWN WIVES AND CHILDREN,COME ON DOWN !

Get along to the airport !Get along to the lorry park !
Get along to the ferry terminal !Don't stop in Germany or France !
All European countries will willingly speed you on your way !
Come straight to Britain
And you are:**** GUARANTEED ****to be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the easiest game on earth.
Everyone's a winner, when they play ASYLUM.

 

[David Morton]

It's a game alright…….. our 'hand' cost us £4.85 MILLION.

The botched Afghan hijack trial and subsequent asylum claims cost taxpayers £4.85 million in legal fees, it has been revealed.
Solicitor General Harriet Harman said the figure included more than £106,000 for processing the nine hijackers' asylum applications.

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Fifteen months later, however, the Court of Appeal ruled that their convictions were unsafebecause of an error of law in the judge's summing up, and all were released. The Home Office moved to have them deported, but last Tuesday the Immigration Appellate Authority decreed that they could stay.
The Home Office has indicated that it will appeal against the decision - which will further increase the cost to the taxpayer.
The bill for the hijack includes £2.5 million for the four-day police operation, £135,000 for the SAS marksmen, £18,000 for the £200-a-night rooms and food for the hijack victims in an airport hotel, £100,000 for hotel costs during the initial two-month inquiry, £300,000 for the initial immigration inquiry into asylum applications, £30 million for two Old Bailey trials, including 27 barristers and seven translators, £1 million for appeals against conviction, £120,000 for housing, benefits and education for the nine hijackers and £2.5 million for asylum appeals.
Of the people on the aircraft, 89 returned voluntarily to Afghanistan and 22, including 13 dependants, have been granted asylum. A further 25 are awaiting the outcome of appeals. The Government, including Jack Straw, then Home Secretary, had pledged to send all those involved back.
In the past few weeks the hijackers and their families have moved to secret addresses in west London. Neighbours at their former homes, however, said that the families had a succession of visitors and did not stint on entertaining.
"Because they are accustomed to warmer climes they would keep the central heating on full, even during the summer," one said. "They had expensive music and entertainment systems.
"They loved videos and DVDs. Their favourite was Potato Head Kids, an animated film. They loved it, you could hear it blaring out of the house at all hours of the day and night."
Another said that the families were very particular about their food, buying only organic produce. "They must have spent a fortune on groceries," she said. "Everything was organic and they would sometimes send taxis to collect it."