Halloween Costume Ideas

[Ben]

My wife and I can't seem to come up with a decent costume idea. After last year, everything just seems second rate. Something that everyone will recognize, and won't cost a fortune to make. Our costume from last year was only about $50 total.

So, any ideas?

 

[JimmyMac]

How about reciting Macbeth naked, with four lengths of string tied around your mid-rift and DANISH stamped on your butt ?.
- as a ham actor

:devilish::devil::skull::evilgrin:

 

[David Morton]

With a tea bag covering your genitals. You want to be recognised? That depends on how good your Shakespeare is.

 

[JimmyMac]

With a tea bag covering your genitals. You want to be recognised? That depends on how good your Shakespeare is.

PG Tips ?

 

[JimmyMac]

Or -
Get the wife dress as a shrimp.
Drop the tea bag and go as "Kid Creole and the Coconuts".

 

[Keith]

You could always arrive simply dressed in just a pair of underpants.

When the host asks you what you are supposed to be, you can confidently reply: "I am a premature ejaculation"

 

[Max Walter]

Nothing original, but easy and recognisable:-
Gomez & Morticia Addams

 

[Mark]

With recycling being the big thing these days, I suggest utilizing your old costumes, make some big triangles, strap them to your backs and go as Concorde

 

[Keith]

What? Nothing on your nose?

 

[David Morton]

Naked - with a condom on your nose.

 

[JimmyMac]

Naked - with a condom on your nose.

Sperm Banker ?

 

[Jack]

I think David meant a dick head...

 

[David Morton]

No. What I meant was "Fuck Nose"
(For some of our more verbally challenged, that is a play on words for the sake of Humor /Humour )

 

[Pat]

If you have varicose veins you can go naked as a roadmap…

 

[Troy]

Not bad...

 

[Rich Roy]

I just went to the the local Wal-Mart and got 2 pieces of plain rope from the hardware section, on to produce department and picked up a potato and a lemon. tied one rope around my wifes waist with the lemon and she went as a "sour-puss" I tied the potato around my waist and went as a "dick-tater"!!!!!! Oh did I mention we were nude.............

 

[Nick]

You could tie your wife to your back and go as a turtle, when people ask why is your wife on your back you could say "that's just Michelle"