Practical Solution?

[Pete McCluskey.]

Everyone concentrates on the problems you're having in your Country lately: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida . .. .. .
Not me -- I concentrate on solutions for the problems -- it's a win-win situation.
* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?

THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .....why don't you just give them yours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and you're not using it anymore.

[Dimi Terleckyj]

Hi Pete

The same solution could apply to all the immigrants and refugees that come to a country to escape the situations they face in their own countries and then do nothing but complain about their new adopted country.

As soon as they complain you issue them a plane ticket back to their original country and for the cost of that plane ticket you solve all the complaining issues and save all the money that they were receiving in handout benefits which would cut government spending by millions.

Another problem solved.

Dimi