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Old 12th February 2013, 02:46 PM   #1
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Old 12th February 2013, 05:17 PM   #2
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Keith,

Stop horsing around.
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Old 12th February 2013, 05:29 PM   #3
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As Frankie Howard was wont to say....

Neigh, Neigh and thrice Neigh!

Sorry!
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Old 12th February 2013, 08:01 PM   #4
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Re: Sorry...

Will you lot stop horsing around and trot along nicely please
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Old 12th February 2013, 08:42 PM   #5
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Re: Sorry...

Picture the scene,
A horse consults a fortune teller.

The fortune teller says " I see alot of foreign travel for you in the near future........
Romania, Holland, France, England...
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Old 12th February 2013, 08:45 PM   #6
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Ian,

No use trying to reign everyone in now they have the bit between their teeth
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Old 12th February 2013, 09:07 PM   #7
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I would bridle at those remarks sir, anyway the French have been eating horse flesh for hundreds of years, it's about time you lot tried it. Very tasty in a late night kebab.
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Old 12th February 2013, 09:43 PM   #8
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Pete,

The point is we HAVE been trying it...
That doesn't really worry me though.
What does worry me is that the Northern Ireland equivalent of the
English Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals,
believes that over the last 3 years, up to 70,000 horses seem to
have gone missing.It would seem that this whole issue has not just
arisen from an arbitary test on some 'beef' samples, rather they had been
watching thousands of horses being moved covertly under the cover of darkness
and some bright spark wondered where they were going.
Story has it that in order to get certificates for the horses to enter the human
food chain, certificates were forged and box loads of microchips purchased from
Taiwan, alledgedly. Thats okay, until you factor in that a lot of equine drugs are highly toxic to certain organs in the human body. And as no oversight took place, chances are there was a high proportion of sick animals included.
Sorry, i have to stop, i'm foaming at the mouth...
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Re: Sorry...

A horse goes into a bar. The bartender comes up to him and says, "So what's with the long face?"
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Old 13th February 2013, 04:46 AM   #10
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A horse goes into a bar. The bartender comes up to him and says, "So what's with the long face?"
Horse says "because my sister ended up in a kebab in the U.K."
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Old 13th February 2013, 05:22 AM   #11
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Horse says "because my sister ended up in a kebab in the U.K."
Very true Pete, very true. I stopped eating that shit years ago after eating a Donner and when I woke the next morning I was feeling a little hoarse.
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Old 13th February 2013, 06:48 AM   #12
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This is all very punny but the people responsible have long since galloped into the distance and that's the mane problem, so it's no use slamming the stable door now it's all turned into a nightmare.

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Old 13th February 2013, 07:18 AM   #13
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Well I think the authority's that where SUPPOSED to check should be horse whipped.
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Old 13th February 2013, 08:28 AM   #14
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A recent gallop pole suggests it it is punny and trap must be set up to catch the jackass responsible.
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Old 13th February 2013, 11:46 AM   #15
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Our builders have refused to drink the tea and coffee we have been making them....
they claim we have been putting milk and shergar in them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 13th February 2013, 11:50 AM   #16
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I,ve also told the wife i,m not eating tonights dinner .... she has put masce "pony" cheese in it.
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I do not know about all of this horse talk. I mustang out with the wrong crowd. I think I will just trot over to one of the political threads to stirrup some more trouble.
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Gary, that's lame!
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If its lame I know a good Vet!
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Old 13th February 2013, 05:34 PM   #20
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just shoot the friggin thing and be done with it.
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