David Morton
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You honour, It was dark in the bathroom.
I couldn't see two feet in front of me.
I couldn't see two feet in front of me.
Any Oscar jokes yet?
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David Morton
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At the time she was clubbed and shot your honour, I'd been drinking.
I was legless.
I was legless.
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Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius.
She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.
Oscar Pistorius. Not the first South African with a race problem.
When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?
Absolutely shocking news from South Africa.
White man arrested for murder.
Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.
Surely Oscar Pistorious can’t be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines day and shoot all over the missus while imagining she's someone else!
I take it Oscar Pistorius's girlfriend bought him shoes for Valentines.
What do you call a room full of dead people?
An Oscar Pistorius surprise birthday party.
Oscar Pistorius has an incredible record of wins to his name.
Six gold medals, four silver medals and one argument.
A young woman is dead, the life of up‑and‑coming athlete, Oscar Pistorious, is ruined, and people are already making jokes about it. That's prosthetic... i mean pathetic.
I think it's safe to say that Oscar Pistorius won't be getting his leg over tonight.
And the Oscar goes to...
Prison.
Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius.
She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.
Oscar Pistorius. Not the first South African with a race problem.
When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?
Absolutely shocking news from South Africa.
White man arrested for murder.
Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.
Surely Oscar Pistorious can’t be the first man to wake up legless on Valentines day and shoot all over the missus while imagining she's someone else!
I take it Oscar Pistorius's girlfriend bought him shoes for Valentines.
What do you call a room full of dead people?
An Oscar Pistorius surprise birthday party.
Oscar Pistorius has an incredible record of wins to his name.
Six gold medals, four silver medals and one argument.
A young woman is dead, the life of up‑and‑coming athlete, Oscar Pistorious, is ruined, and people are already making jokes about it. That's prosthetic... i mean pathetic.
I think it's safe to say that Oscar Pistorius won't be getting his leg over tonight.
And the Oscar goes to...
Prison.
The jokes went around here, but its a bit too close to home for me, literally. The girl went to the school at the end of my street, her parents were neighbours.
Regards
Fred W B
Regards
Fred W B
The prosecution says his defense doesn't have a leg to stand on................
Jim Rosenthal
Supporter
Not funny. A young person dead, another's life ruined. What's to laugh at?
That's interesting, when I first saw this thread title, I thought it was about the Film Awards, so I naturally ignored it as a load of pretentious old bollocks. As it happens, I don't have any jokes about any Oscars which I find funny in the slightest, and the only reason I posted here now, is because whenever Mark posts there is usually a train wreck and I was just rubbernecking to be honest...
Man escapes from custody.....
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
I also thought it was about the film awards. Bugga I thought I was unique.
...+2!
Now there is a reason (if I ever needed one), to be right ruddy proud ov meeself geezer.
Jim Rosenthal
Supporter
I don't think he'll get away with it. I think they had a huge fight, she locked herself in the bathroom, and he killed her. And I think he'll go to prison for it.
But my lack of objectivity is why I am not on the jury. So we'll see.
But my lack of objectivity is why I am not on the jury. So we'll see.
David Morton
Lifetime Supporter
No jury in the judicial system in S.A. Just the one Judge and lots of appeals.
Jim Rosenthal
Supporter
Ah. Well, I still think he won't get away with it. I think they will put him in prison for it.
I read that the maximum penalty is 25 years in SA. Seems appropriate in a country where the murder rate is so high, the police are so corrupt, and life is so cheap. And we think we have problems here.....
I read that the maximum penalty is 25 years in SA. Seems appropriate in a country where the murder rate is so high, the police are so corrupt, and life is so cheap. And we think we have problems here.....
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
I watched some early statements made by the police, and allegedly there is a history of police call outs for violence by Oscar, so I'm with you Jim. It might be hard to prove beyond doubt though as the only witness is not with us.
A lot may depend on whether he hit her with the cricket bat or it was just used it to bash the door in.
A lot may depend on whether he hit her with the cricket bat or it was just used it to bash the door in.
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