What's good for the goose,,,,,

[Bob Fechter]

Is good for Nanny State dictators.

Bloomberg Refused Second Slice of Pizza at Local Restaurant - The Daily Currant

 

[Tom P]

That' very funny, and appears to be true. Good for the pizzaria owner!

 

[John Milmont]

I don't think people realize that the Daily Currant is a satire like the Onion...

 

[Jim Rosenthal]

It isn't true, but it IS very funny.

Why are the satirical news outlets named after foodstuffs? Onion? Currant?

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

It isn't true, but it IS very funny.

Why are the satirical news outlets named after foodstuffs? Onion? Currant?

Good question, I have no idea.
Although I did hear of a lady who was electrocuted when she stepped on an edition of the currant.

 

[Bob Fechter]

Sodium perborate will get that red berry juice right out!