You could not make this up.....

[Keith]

BBC News - Air India pilot locked out of cockpit after toilet break

The second story, about the two stewardesses had me thinking that it was some kind of prank, but.........

Overall - colour me :stunned:

 

[Mark]

"cabin crew did "overstay" in the cockpit"

I've never heard 'it' refered to as 'overstay' before now. :laugh:

To all the pilots on here, what is the technical term/emergency radio call signal for, "we have panties caught on the flightstick, request permission to disengage"?

 

[Keith]

There you go again Mark making stereotypical statements, how typically consevative.

Although, in your defence, male cabin staff could also be found wearing certain types of underwear without a trap door in the front and frilly bits around the leg holes....

 

[Pat]

Did the captain bring any "literature" into the "facility" with him?

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

Auto pilot turned off due to a distraction ? I also find some stewardess's distracting. I,m sure David has some stories he could relate but sadly being English and a gentleman he probably will not.

 

[Mark]

There you go again Mark making stereotypical statements, how typically consevative.

Although, in your defence, male cabin staff could also be found wearing certain types of underwear without a trap door in the front and frilly bits around the leg holes....

:lipsrsealed:

 

[Kevin L]

I also find some stewardess's distracting.

Pete, you obviously have not been flying any US airlines lately if that is the case... the poor stewardess's are older than the planes. I feel like the union laws need to be changed.

 

[Pete McCluskey.]

Pete, you obviously have not been flying any US airlines lately if that is the case... the poor stewardess's are older than the planes. I feel like the union laws need to be changed.

Kevin it has be a few years but I agree, mostly my vintage. Funny how a 1968 GT40 can have you in raptures today but someone who was the same age as us then is is past their used by date.
I can recommend Emirates, Air France and Singapore airlines however

 

[Mark]

Virgin Cabin Crew are totally great I have learnt a lot!


The last time I flew with American, it was like being served by my Gran! And if you didn't have fresh batteries in your carry-on megaphone, they would completely ignore you!