Things I trust more than Hillary:

Dr. David

Lifetime Supporter
Things I trust more than Hillary:

Mexican tap water

A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign

OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection

A fart when I have diarrhea

An elevator ride with Ray Rice

Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby

Michael Jackson's Doctor

An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran

A Palestinian on a motorcycle

Gas station Sushi

A Jimmy Carter economic plan

Brian Williams news reports

Loch Ness monster sightings

Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton

Playing Russian Roulette with a semi-auto pistol

Emails from Nigerian Princes

The Heimlich Maneuver from Barney Frank

A condom made in China

A prostate exam from Captain Hook

And finally....
Bill Clinton at a Girl Scout convention.
 
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