Please skip the PC reply's, this is funny.
The Dot
Finally, Someone Has Cleared This Up
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Washington has recently revealed the true story.
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab, or a motel in the United States or Canada.
If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with Verizon technical advice.
The Dot
Finally, Someone Has Cleared This Up
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Washington has recently revealed the true story.
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab, or a motel in the United States or Canada.
If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with Verizon technical advice.
