Reminds me of the retired Colonels sitting over port in their mess, when one asked the group what was the most embarrassing moment they could recall.
Colonel Fotheringale Smythe Smythe replied, "actually I think it was when my mother caught me masturbating." Their was a lot of hurrumping and clearing of throats but the chaps said "well don't worry we've all been guilty of that as lads", to which Fotheringale Smythe Smythe said
"But this was two days ago ".