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Forum: The Paddock 14th December 2009, 09:35 PM
Replies: 4,445
Views: 977,462
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: Jokes anyone? -

At the base motorpool office, the duty sergeant's phone rang.

The following conversation ensued...........


"Send a car over to General Johnson's office at 1400hrs.", the caller ordered.
...
Forum: The Paddock 21st November 2009, 05:46 AM
Replies: 1,034
Views: 227,222
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: A dilemma (NSFW)

To paraphrase Rossini......

"The Beavers of Brazil! Figaro! Figaro!

I am the barber for the Beavers of Brazil!"
Forum: The Paddock 5th November 2009, 04:06 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 959
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: Colonoscopies

Nothing quite like a visit to Dr. Jellyfinger.

Here's a peek at the lighter side of being "scoped".

YouTube - Lou Rawls Colonoscopy Exam in English (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI1go72c5H8)
Forum: The Paddock 1st November 2009, 04:47 AM
Replies: 1,034
Views: 227,222
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: A dilemma (NSFW)

Molleur,

If I can remember correctly from my youth, on a scale of 1-10, a woman can only

become an eleven, at 10 minutes before last call.

A swallower on the other hand, at 10 minutes...
Forum: The Race Track 25th October 2009, 10:51 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,540
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: OK, who was at the Texas mile in their GT40?

Ok Chris.

Unless I have a brain fart, it's unlikely that I'll remember any more details.

Wait!!! It's slowly coming back..............Better late than never, I guess.

Add a full fire...
Forum: The Race Track 25th October 2009, 07:54 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,540
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: OK, who was at the Texas mile in their GT40?

Chris,

John's car was built a year or so after mine. He came to see my car, just before placing his

order with PR. My car was an '01, so his must be an '02/'03. I'm not sure exactly when he ...
Forum: The Race Track 24th October 2009, 02:33 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,540
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: OK, who was at the Texas mile in their GT40?

John's car is indeed a DRB, and was factory built, specifically for the Open Road race series.

I agree with the good people comment. Helluva nice guy!

I am surprised that he hasn't participated...
Forum: The Paddock 5th October 2009, 06:58 AM
Replies: 4,445
Views: 977,462
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: Jokes anyone? -

An armed hooded robber bursts into a bank, and forces the tellers to load a bag full of cash.

On his way out the door with the loot, one brave customer
grabs the hood and pulls it off revealing...
Forum: The Paddock 9th August 2009, 08:23 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 6,034
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: A "barn find" - airplane style

I just noticed something VERY unusual in the photos of the junkyard. The two Mustangs are not two Mustangs at all, but one F-82 Twin Mustang! That sucker is MORE rare than rocking horse poop! If I'm...
Forum: The Paddock 9th August 2009, 06:23 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 6,034
Posted By Fatal Attraction
A "barn find" - airplane style

Oh, to have met this guy in 1987 with a huge pile of cash in hand!

One man's personal junkyard collection..... 2 Corsairs, 2 Mustangs, a B25, a B36, and more!

Quite a collection of restorables...
Forum: GT40 Tech - Powertrain/Transaxles 8th August 2009, 05:03 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,961
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: G50 likage

Howard,

Both look like they would do the job quite well.

The purple one is similar to Rick Merz's GTD/G50 linkage setup.

The red one is similar to the DRB setup, but with cable to bellcrank...
Forum: The Paddock 2nd August 2009, 08:43 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 687
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: True horsepower.

Congrats Pete! Great race! Chi Chi is quite the finisher!

You need to do something about that race caller though.

That guy is almost as exciting as artificial insemination.
Forum: The Paddock 16th July 2009, 05:36 AM
Replies: 135
Views: 7,886
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: Name the aeroplane ?

Probably a good thing that JP7 was difficult to ignite from a safety standpoint too.

A friend and former SR71 ground crew chief told me that full raingear was mandatory, when working underneath an...
Forum: GT40 Tech - Registration / SVA / Insurance 11th July 2009, 06:29 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,295
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: DRB#5 Registered

Congrats Bill! You must be elated!

Seems like only yesterday (Has it really been 6 1/2 years?), when you received that lump from OZ and discovered that it wasn't quite as advertised. BUT, all that...
Forum: The Paddock 7th July 2009, 12:11 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 1,582
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: I just need to vent..

Parking lot revenge doesn't always pay big dividends, as is clearly evident in this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBvysuewIOs
Forum: The Paddock 6th July 2009, 03:28 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 885
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: JULY 4th - FELICITATIONS TO YOU

Keith,

I guess that the infamous Long Island Iced Tea didn't destroy ALL of your brain cells, if you

can remember the recipe after so many years! I had to look it up!

The tequila was always...
Forum: The Paddock 6th July 2009, 07:10 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 885
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: JULY 4th - FELICITATIONS TO YOU

Peter,

This may change thousands of years of "tea" tradition for you Commonwealth blokes, but so be it. It actually does taste like tea (sort of), even more so after the 3rd or
4th one. :o

1...
Forum: The Paddock 5th July 2009, 07:40 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 885
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: JULY 4th - FELICITATIONS TO YOU

Pete,

Nah, just having tea and scones here, but the tea does have a 3 cup limit if you're driving.

Thanks for the well wishes!

Bill
Forum: The Paddock 23rd June 2009, 01:23 PM
Replies: 1,034
Views: 227,222
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: A dilemma (NSFW)

Not Photoshopped. Actually she's a fairly well known, very well endowed model from Los Angeles. She makes the rounds of the car shows and race circuits on a regular basis. Just as good looking in the...
Forum: The Paddock 22nd June 2009, 05:45 AM
Replies: 1,034
Views: 227,222
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: A dilemma (NSFW)

I think you've got a foot fetish. More in that video of her feet than anything else. Since I'm not familiar with that sort of fetishism, perhaps you could enlighten me.

Would that be known as "10...
Forum: The Paddock 13th May 2009, 07:00 AM
Replies: 1,034
Views: 227,222
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: A dilemma (NSFW)

That club is one of these newfangled, extra long range drivers,

sometimes referred to as a blue veined throbber or super stroker.
Forum: The Paddock 25th April 2009, 07:08 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 645
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: Like riding a bicycle!!!

Impressive! I'd be in a body cast if I tried those stunts!

I wonder exactly how many broken bones he suffered to attain that level of

psycho cycling talent? I'm guessing more than one!
Forum: The Garage Sale 11th April 2009, 12:41 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,894
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: G50/03 Transmission -reinforced FS

Check out the starter mounting "nose cone" in the first and third photos.

Quite a bit of "post Porsche" welding?????

I'd want to be ABSOLUTELY certain there aren't any starter alignment issues!
Forum: The Paddock 30th March 2009, 07:24 AM
Replies: 4,445
Views: 977,462
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: Jokes anyone? -

A woman is lying on the examination table at her gynecologist's office.

The doctor enters, takes a peek under her gown, and exclaims, "Holy Crap!"

The woman, obviously concerned that something...
Forum: The Paddock 28th March 2009, 08:01 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,025
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: Fellow firearm supporters... our are days numberd?

No, our days are not numbered.

Before you begin building your very own armored fortress and stockpiling weapons and ammo, you might want to read this statement made to Congress by William Hoover,...
Forum: The Paddock 26th March 2009, 06:37 PM
Replies: 1,034
Views: 227,222
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: A dilemma (NSFW)

I think that her dual airbags have deployed!
Forum: The Paddock 23rd March 2009, 07:53 PM
Replies: 4,445
Views: 977,462
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: Jokes anyone? -

A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again.

She put an ad in the local paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST...
Forum: The Paddock 16th March 2009, 06:56 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 987
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: How accurate?

3.23 with my glasses on. Without glasses......... :o
Forum: The World Market - Share Parts, Sources, and Reviews 14th March 2009, 07:43 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 711
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: Unusual "GT40" moulds on ebay

Don't know why, but when I saw the photos on the Jetstream site, I had a wild hunch that John Donnelly (ex-Sabre GT40) was involved in this venture. Sure enough, he's the technical director and...
Forum: The Race Track 10th March 2009, 06:28 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 786
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: GT40 Challenge series in the US?!

Spencer Marsh wouldn't be involved in this venture, would he?

Sounds like it'd be right up his alley. ;)
Forum: GT40 Tech - Exterior, Interior, AC, & Trim 7th March 2009, 07:46 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,566
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: Kitcar bodywork TV show on Speed Channel

Hopefully, all of the "hack jobs" on that Boxer/Carrera were done for expediency, in the effort to cram an entire build into a short episode(s). As complex as a build is, it'd be tough getting all of...
Forum: GT40 Tech - Exterior, Interior, AC, & Trim 6th March 2009, 06:33 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 2,566
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Kitcar bodywork TV show on Speed Channel

RE: Kit - An Autobody Experience

I just happened across this show on the Speed Channel, and figured that it might help some of you guys. Basically a start to finish on a Cobra and a Boxster...
Forum: The Paddock 15th February 2009, 06:58 AM
Replies: 4,445
Views: 977,462
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: Jokes anyone? -

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out...
Forum: The Paddock 6th February 2009, 07:55 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,755
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: Old Timers

To avoid this thread drifting hopelessly off topic...

Bill has reached the tender age when Old Timer's Disease (Alzheimers) begins to set in.
The Power Point excuse was just a temporary...
Forum: The Paddock 18th January 2009, 06:42 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 961
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: subtle safety warning!

Necessity IS the mother of invention when you're young.

When I was a poor, starving college kid, and my financial priorities leaned far more towards beer/women than auto repairs, I learned that a...
Forum: The Paddock 7th January 2009, 05:29 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,119
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: US Air Force C130

The short field capabilities of a C-130 must be seen to be believed.

Check out this nutcase, who lands and takes off from the deck of the U.S.S. Forrestal.

Note that he went off from the waist,...
Forum: The Paddock 3rd December 2008, 06:07 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 788
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: Delaware...

Paulo,

In Delaware, we have zero sales tax, low income taxes, and low property taxes. This is made possible by the number of corporations registered in Delaware. The tax breaks they receive are...
Forum: The Paddock 22nd November 2008, 10:58 AM
Replies: 4,445
Views: 977,462
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: Jokes anyone? -

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a
party...

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first...
Forum: The Paddock 16th October 2008, 07:24 AM
Replies: 1,034
Views: 227,222
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: A dilemma

Pete,

I believe that would be referred to as a WOWDI, not an Audi.



Bill
Forum: The Paddock 8th October 2008, 03:00 AM
Replies: 4,445
Views: 977,462
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: Jokes anyone? -

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.

She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she...
Forum: The Paddock 19th August 2008, 06:11 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 976
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: Transporting Cars?

Re: Stewart Transportation

When I sold my 40, Stewart was contracted by the buyer (Dan Pfister) to move the car from Delaware to California.

I was assured that it would not be moved from it's...
Forum: The Paddock 30th July 2008, 12:26 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 618
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Getting "hosed" at the gas pump!

Nozzle Rage (http://nozzlerage.com/)
Forum: GT40 Enthusiasts Club 18th July 2008, 06:45 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,163
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: Grill for GTD

Alan,


I made my own grilles from stainless mesh, using 1/4 vacuum hose (slit lengthwise) as a gasket, and glued in place with black weatherstrip adhesive. It cost me about $50USD to make the...
Forum: Video and Pictures Buffet 12th July 2008, 07:47 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,166
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: Roger Green hurtles round Oulton Park in an original Ford GT40

That's exactly what I was thinking.

The front clip just didn't look quite right for a MK1 either.

As I said, a RARE item.

I wish the guy had removed that damn rear view mirror.

The...
Forum: Video and Pictures Buffet 11th July 2008, 08:09 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,166
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: Roger Green hurtles round Oulton Park in an original Ford GT40

Looks a whole lot like a center shift, as opposed to right hand sill mounted.

Now there's a rare item for an original GT40.
Forum: The Paddock 10th July 2008, 03:26 PM
Replies: 4,445
Views: 977,462
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: Jokes anyone? -

THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE


Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a...
Forum: The Paddock 6th July 2008, 10:39 AM
Replies: 89
Views: 9,326
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: AVIATION - Fact or Fiction??

Man flying lawn chair lifted by helium balloons
2008-07-05 19:49:11
By JEFF BARNARD Associated Press Writer



BEND, Ore. (AP) Riding a green lawn chair supported by a rainbow array of more...
Forum: The Paddock 27th June 2008, 06:07 PM
Replies: 1,034
Views: 227,222
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: A dilemma

For me, the choice is easy, i.e., I am infinitely glad that my dear wife doesn't have a pair of enormous cars on her chest. I still like cars, but in my case, this is like comparing apples to ripe...
Forum: The Paddock 27th June 2008, 06:45 AM
Replies: 1,034
Views: 227,222
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: A dilemma

This video should separate the men from the boys.

YouTube - Boobs vs. Cars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTZRloyMh_Y)

Well? Your response, if asked that same question, by that same girl??
Forum: The Paddock 24th June 2008, 04:50 PM
Replies: 89
Views: 9,326
Posted By Fatal Attraction
Re: AVIATION - Fact or Fiction??

Anybody who's ever been to St. Maarten will appreciate this one. Similar, except for the fake crash, and that this one is real. The pucker factor multiplies exponentially, the closer you get to the...
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