Military humor

A buck private receives a call at the motorpool, requesting

a staff car.

"Send a staff car to General Johnson's headquarters

immediately!"

"Do you mean Fat Ass Johnson?", the private replied.

"Do you know who you are speaking to son?"

"No sir!", the private answered.

"This IS General Johnson!"

"Do you know who you are speaking to sir?", the private

asked.

"No.", the general replied.

"Then, so long Fat Ass!", the private replied, and hung up

the phone.
 
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