A little humor from the BMW board

Ron Earp

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Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight
I will try I will try I will try with this small motor
To beat this darn Nova even with its big blower
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke
The Nova erupts in clouds of tire smoke
Now Smasher now Revver now Stroker now Blitzin
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons
Racing ahead Im the star of the action
But I know Im in trouble when that V8 gets traction
Grabbing second I hear the RPM sing
My mirror is blocked by my shopping cart wing
I now hear the roar of that big monster gaining
All I can do is keep that four banger straining
In a second the shockwave hits with a blast
And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past
Dont bother with third cause now its too late
Just try to act cool like you can relate
 

Pete McCluskey.

Lifetime Supporter
Ron,
there are only two worthwhile things in life, sex and cubic inches. I'm not sure in what order!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
Pete, If you don't know in what order you are getting old. Joe /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 

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The only thing better than cubic inches is cubic feet.

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I had those Norman, but buying shoes became a real problem....

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Brian, perhaps you should try cuban heels ...

Come on guys - Ron did say it was a LITTLE humor /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif

Rob
 

Rick Muck- Mark IV

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Sex is like snow....you never know how many inches you will get or how long it will last....

Rick /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
 

Pete McCluskey.

Lifetime Supporter
Speaking of which, I went to one of those wife swapping party's the other night.. Got a really cool angle grinder for mine!! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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