Great news- or is it?

flatchat(Chris)

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Just heard a press release that Prince Charles and Camilla are expecting a child /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gifof which they're quite excited about---as a result of extensive IVF treatment.
Hope it works out for them /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
Maybe our English bretheren can fill in the gaps? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif
 
I pray for the kid not to look anything like the parents. Talk about two of the UGLIEST people I have ever seen. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 

Peter Delaney

GT40s Supporter
Let's not go there for fear that some antideluvian republican might make a comment to the effect that a horse's face + big ears = an ass !!

I didn't say that !
 
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I took her eyes and hair and put them on Charles.
He looks just like her. Weird.
Could their daughter end up looking like this? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
 

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Good God! the poor child`ll look like Howard Marks, the famous drug smuggler from the `70s. Exellent /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 

Keith

Moderator
Sorry it's a bit late but.....

The Royal Wedding


On the day of the wedding, Camilla was getting dressed, surrounded by all
her family, and she suddenly realised she had forgotten to get any shoes.
Panic!

Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from her
wedding so she lent them to Camilla for the day.

Unfortunately they were a bit too small and by the time the festivities were
over her feet were agony.

When she and Charles withdrew to their room the only thing she could think
of was getting her shoes off.

The rest of the Family crowded round the door to the bedroom and they heard
roughly what they expected, grunts, straining noises and the occasional
muffled scream.

Eventually they heard Charles say 'God, that was tight.'

'There,' whispered the Queen. 'I told you with a face like that she had to
be a virgin!.'

Then, to their surprise, they heard Charles say. 'Right. Now for the other
one.' followed by more grunting and straining and at last Charles said 'My
God. That was even tighter!".

'That's my boy,' said the Duke. 'Once a sailor, always a sailor!"
 
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