Now that was good! I like this one:
"In mah opinion there is TWO basic types of inspectors :
1.The homey who sez " It does not tiznell me you can have it so you can't", n
2.The homey who sez "It does not tizzy me you can not have it so you ciznan". "
And this one:
"n it dug into tha parts as tha bizzle was tightend you would be doggy stylin' tha Weed-smokin' n in all probability it would break . Yippie yo, you can't see my flow."
Can't even figure that one out!
R