As Arnold Palmer was driving to the Masters Golf Tournament in his new Cadillac, he noticed that he was almost out of gas. He pulled up to the pump at a small, country store, and blew the horn. His patience became thin, when he noticed that he was late for his tee time, so he blew the horn again.
An old, black man came shuffling out of the store, took a clean rag to a fender, began polishing and said, "This is one FINE ride you got there!" Yessir, one FINE ride!" "What can I do for yuh, Mistah?", to which Arnie replied, "Just fill the tank, and be quick about it, please."
The old man returned after filling the tank and said, "Dat'll be twenty dollars and thirty five cent."
Arnie grabbed a $20 bill from his wallet, handed it to the man, then reached into his pants pocket, pulled out some change and a couple of golf tees. He gave the man a quarter and a dime, then started the engine.
The old man, seeing the golf tees, asked, "Mistah, what are dem things fo'?"
"That's what you rest your balls on, when you drive.", Arnie answered.
As Arnie sped away, the black man shook his head in disbelief, and said,
"Damn, those folks at Cadillac sure do think of everything, don't they?"
An old, black man came shuffling out of the store, took a clean rag to a fender, began polishing and said, "This is one FINE ride you got there!" Yessir, one FINE ride!" "What can I do for yuh, Mistah?", to which Arnie replied, "Just fill the tank, and be quick about it, please."
The old man returned after filling the tank and said, "Dat'll be twenty dollars and thirty five cent."
Arnie grabbed a $20 bill from his wallet, handed it to the man, then reached into his pants pocket, pulled out some change and a couple of golf tees. He gave the man a quarter and a dime, then started the engine.
The old man, seeing the golf tees, asked, "Mistah, what are dem things fo'?"
"That's what you rest your balls on, when you drive.", Arnie answered.
As Arnie sped away, the black man shook his head in disbelief, and said,
"Damn, those folks at Cadillac sure do think of everything, don't they?"
