A dog\'s perspective on changing a burned out light bulb
Dog's responses to being asked to change a light bulb:
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young,
we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside
worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
2. Border Collie: Just one? When I'm done, I'll replace any
wiring that's not up to code.
3. Dachshund: You know damned well that I can't reach it,
let alone change it!
4. Rottweiler: Make me!
5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky
toys in the dark.
6, Labrador Retriever: PLEEEEZE let me change the light
bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Please, please,
please!
7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I lead these
terrified children to safety, check to make sure I
haven't missed any, and make one more patrol around the
perimeter to see that no one has tried to take advantage
of the situation.
8. Jack Russell Terrier: Sure! I'll just pop it in, while
I'm bouncing off the walls.
9. Old English Sheepdog: Light bulb? What light bulb? I
don't see any light bulb.
10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the
carpet in the dark.
11: Chihuahua: Yo quiero, Taco Bulb! We don't need no
stinking light bulb!
12. Greyhound: If it isn't moving, I'm not interested.
13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light
bulbs in a circle....
14: Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and
he'll do it. By the time he finishes re-wiring the
entire house, my nails will be dry.
15: Pointer: I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm
running. Light bulb? I'm running, I'm running, I smell
something, I'm running.......
16: English Setter: I'm running, I'm running. Light bulb?
Let's change it now, so I can get back to running. I'm
running, I'm running........
17: Corgi: I'd love to help you out, but my legs are kind
of short. Could you put the light down here on the
floor for me?
And finally, a cat's response to the same question:
How long before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?