Nimrod retires from RAF service

David Morton

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The Hawker Siddely/ Bae Nimrod finally retires from service after a few untoward incidents in recent times. 41 years in service is quite a record
but is, in someways, a tribute to the stupidity of the Ministry of Defence
Procurement Executive as well. There always was better airframes, almost off the shelf, that could have equally done the job at a fraction of the price both in terms of finance and lives lost.
Still, it's done and in the early days, while it was still new, it was a really fun aeroplane to drag around the world and it always made sure that the crew were invited to any party going anywhere every night. Our crew almost had it's own aeroplane for three years and we had our own keys for it as well. (Ours was FS948 - a bit like the Austin BMC cars had)
Royal Air Force Kinloss was the last station that still had airworthy (I use the term lightly) aeroplanes and there may still be two aeroplanes sitting serviceable on Search and Rescue Standby. Apart from that they've been pensioned off. The OCU (Operational Conversion Unit) is now gearing up for son of Nimrod - The Nimrod MR4 - but before they do that I expect one colossal party that may last for a few days.
Additionally a print of the Maritime Nimrods , the Squadron crests and the Station Crests has been organised and it looks a lot like this ;


I know that none of you have been involved the way I have, however if you are an aeroplane buff and want one of these prints they are being sold at £5 plus £3 post and packing and any profits will be going to charity, I'm reliably told. Allegedly. No - that really has to be the truth - we are talking Officers and Gentlemen here.

They are available from
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or
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and the person doing them is Buster Edwards

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Keith

Moderator
Nice post Dave. It is also worth remembering that Nimrod in it's civilian guise as the Comet IV it was the worlds very first jet propelled aircraft that pushed the envelope in both revolutionary power and construction, and it is due in part to some of the initial problems suffered by this (Comet) aircraft and the amazing work of the RAE at Farnborough UK, that civilian (and miltary) aircraft are as safe as they are today.

A milestone has been reached and now passed.

Edit: The Comet was of course the first civilian jet AIRLINER not the worlds first jet propelled aircraft as wot I rote.
 
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David Morton

Lifetime Supporter
Thanks Keith.
I have several celebrations to go to - two in Kinloss and one in the Black Isle which I hope will be a megga colossale ceilidh with half of the population of Forres there. I have promised to pipe in the young lady in whose honour it is, followed by a few of her favourite tunes which I know will be mainly reels. ( ps Mull of Kintyre is not something I can play). First she has to accept the stem cell and bone marrow transplant and then get well again.
 

Keith

Moderator
Thanks Keith.
I have several celebrations to go to - two in Kinloss and one in the Black Isle which I hope will be a megga colossale ceilidh with half of the population of Forres there. I have promised to pipe in the young lady in whose honour it is, followed by a few of her favourite tunes which I know will be mainly reels. ( ps Mull of Kintyre is not something I can play). First she has to accept the stem cell and bone marrow transplant and then get well again.

We wish her well David - mind you to brave all that and then have to face a Morton on the pipes? :eek:

She's a very strong woman...and my thoughts are with her.. :)
 

Keith

Moderator
Just thinking David (I know, I know) it must be some time since you visited Kinross so, just to get you into the spirit of the thing, here's a little tale that 3 weeks ago, would have been inspired!

Prince Charles is visiting an Edinburgh hospital.



He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness and greets one.

The patient replies:

"Fair fa your honest sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin race,
Aboon them a ye take yer place,
Painch, tripe or thairm,
As langs my airm."

Charles is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient.

The patient responds:

"Some hae meat an canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat an we can eat,
So let the Lord be thankit."

Even more confused, and his grin now rictus-like, the Prince moves on to the next patient, who immediately begins to chant:

"Wee sleekit, cowerin, timrous beasty,
O the panic in thy breasty,
Thou needna start awa sae hastie,
Wi bickering brattle.."

Now seriously troubled, Charles turns to the accompanying doctor and asks "Is this a psychiatric ward?"

"No," replies the doctor, " this is the serious Burns unit."
 

Pete McCluskey.

Lifetime Supporter
BOOM BOOOM Arrrrrrrgggghhhhh.:yuck: Good one Keith!

Morton on the pipes ah, I'm glad I'm just out of earshot.

David please pass on my best wishes to the young Lady who is having the bone marrow transplant.
 

David Morton

Lifetime Supporter
Gentlemen,
Thanks Paul. Yes - I've been up the pub as it's pilots night on Thursdays.
Now - apparently I've transgressed and used a picture which has a copyright
associated with it and I've asked Ron to take it down for me. Buster Edwards
will be sending me another picture in the meantime for which I thank him.
Buster also goes on to say that the two charities involved are the R.N.L.I.
and the the Children's Ward at Dr Gray's Hospital in Elgin, Moray. Two very noble charities
and I hope they will indeed benefit greatly. So there you have it Guys. Even if you don't really need another poster or picture, there is a worthwile charity you can help towards and both of these are very deserving.
It was Number 5 Paul but we were on the Glenfarclas as I'm not allowed to drive so I thought I'd make hay.
 
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Hi David

I'm sure I saw a Nimrod flying over Cheshire about a 3 weeks ago. Looked like it was preparing to land at Woodford, definitely the wrong flight path for Ringway.

Was this one of the last flights, or was it my mistaken identity?

Dave
 

David Morton

Lifetime Supporter
Hi Dave
Nice to hear from you. It was the MR4 - one of three or four sons of the Mighty Hunter which shares their time between Woodford and Warton (near Preston) I believe it might be BPWS (black pudding withdrawal syndrome) as the Thieves Neck outside the main gates at Woodford has a brilliant locally produced variety on the lunch time menu and I know of nothing similar at Warton.
 
Hi folks,

I'd just like to thank David for starting this thread and highlighting the imminent retirement of the Nimrod MRs; much appreciated David. The last flights will be on the 30 and 31 March, but some will continue later as some of the aircraft may be going to museums and escape the cutter's crew. Here's a piccie of the print; if you'd like to order one just e-mail as per David's post above. Many thanks to all who have ordered, all the profits are going to the RNLI and The Childrens' Ward at Dr Gray's Hospital in Elgin, Moray.

Once again big thank you to all

Best wishes

Buster

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David Morton

Lifetime Supporter
Buster,
Thank you for that.
I could offer my services one last time on one of the final deliveries?
Last time was sixteen years ago ('94 on a Tapestry)
Good luck for the new MR4.
Dave
 

David Morton

Lifetime Supporter
The Nimrod MR2 and all variants up to this point were finally retired with a flypast of the remaining two aeroplanes at Kinloss in Morayshire , Scotland. The tickets to witness this flypast actually on the station were limited because of Health and Safety regulations though, apparently, at the perimeter fence at the various vantage viewpoints around the base were loads and loads of people.
The Times has reported that the first Nimrod MR4 (it used to called the Nimrod 2000 but that was dropped in about 1998) has been delivered to the RAF. [10 years late]​
 
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Ron Earp

Admin
Any chance of the aircraft going to a flying musuem? I suppose you have them in the UK, well, I'm sure you do. Could be the maintenence on one might be more than a musuem could manage.
 

David Morton

Lifetime Supporter
I don't think it would ever be short of spares but I guess a Permit to Fly from the CAA would be the major stumbling block.
 
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