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A lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said "Can I help you?" "Yes" she said, "I'd like to report a case of sexual assault". "Where did it happen?" the Sergeant asked. "In the park just down the road" she replied. "Can you describe what happened?" "Yes, I was...

Have a look at the browell alignment tool.Whole lot easier than dial gauge. If you have faced the bell housing surfaces this makes it a whole lot easier. Does`nt help your dowel problem Tho` Ross Welcome to Browell Bellhousing

It is a slow day in a damp little Irish town. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit. On this particular day a rich German tourist is driving through the town, stops at the local hotel and lays a £100...

Letter to Men's Helpline:- Hey Mate, really need your advice for a serious problem: I have suspected for some time now that the missus has been cheating. The usual signs; Phone rings, if I answer the caller hangs up, going out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out...

After a visit to a massage parlour young Peter discovers a lump on his penis, so he goes to the doctor and has it checked out. “I’m afraid that this is serious” says the doctor after examining him!! “You know how rugby players get cauliflower ear?” “Yes” replies Peter very shakily...

Sally is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens it to see a man standing there. He asks Sally, 'Do you have a vagina?' Shocked, she slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door & it is the same man. He asks the same...

Judging by the rust on the "funky old school" could it be one of the 12 barnfinds that Shelby tried to pass off?

Dan and his buddies were hanging out and planning a 5-day golf trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go because his wife wouldn't let him! After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dan headed home totally frustrated. The following week when Dan's buddies arrived at the...

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I`m from South Africa and have a Flamingo. Thats the Darts hardtop brother.Car is still in Port Elizabeth undergoing a restoration.When completed both it and my Tvr Grantura Will be jioning us in Canada and raced in historics.Both Dart and Flamingo had lotus type roadholding with the Flamingo...

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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says HELLO! He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids. 'Now his mind travels...

. > >>>> A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to the > >>>> lobby to put his name on his mailbox. > >>>> > >>>> While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment > >>>> next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. > >>>> > >>>> The boy smiled at the young woman...

A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He is gob-smacked by how attractive she is. He decides because she's that pretty, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking...

Returning home from the golf course one evening the golfer hits a deer.Shocked he climbs out to inspect the damage but sees amazingly none,but the young deer is stone dead.He decides rather than waste the venison he would take it home and slaughter it there. He tells his wife his story and is...