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    Jokes

    A female reporter from the big city was interviewing a dairy farmer about the effects government policies were having on this and that when she noticed a cow near her had no horns...and she wondered why...so she asked the farmer. He told her there were several reasons why some cows have horns...
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    UNUSUAL TOOLS

    A "cop's" night stick from the Roman Empire era?!
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    UNUSUAL TOOLS

    Thou didst cast dispersions upon the magnificence of muh illustrious self! :eek: Unforgivable! Unforgivable, I say! ;)
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    UNUSUAL TOOLS

    At heart, Steve...at heart!
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    UNUSUAL TOOLS

    May the sewers from 1,000 leper colonies back up into your breakfast... ('Apologies to Johnny Carson/Carnac!)
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    UNUSUAL TOOLS

    I didn't have a prayer of guessing that...and not just because I've never heard of an "English Ford 8hp / 10hp" either! ;-)
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    Grounded in self isolation

    Check out the traffic cams on the 'Vegas Strip. Note the number of cars...or, I should say, the LACK of them. This time of day traffic should be bumper to bumper. Then try to find more than a dozen pedestrians on the sidewalks. SMH
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    UNUSUAL TOOLS

    Okay...I'll bite..what IS it???
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    Jokes

    Try to remember the 'greener' grass on the other side of the fence may be due to a septic tank issue.
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    Jokes

    I dunno. 'Looked for that thread and couldn't find it. But, then again, sometimes I can't find my shoes in the morning either.
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    Jokes

    'Big city guy was driving down a country road doing about 50 mph when, to his surprise, in his rear view mirror he spotted a chicken running up the road behind him...and it was starting to overtake him. Amazed, he stepped down on the accelerator and sped up to about 60. The chicken not only had...
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    Grounded in self isolation

    ...and from what I've been told, one needs a prescription to get the stuff. So, exactly how that would work from a practical standpoint, I have no idea.
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    Grounded in self isolation

    I'm not so sure it's "panic buying" (fear of not being able to buy) as opposed to 'stocking up' in order to limit the number of possible exposures to the virus one might encounter when in a supermarket (or any other locale wherein there are numerous people). Some may see that as solely a diff...
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    Grounded in self isolation

    SUPPOSEDLY a French doctor has discovered that HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE and AZITHROMYCIN taken together ('not idea as to the dose for each) cured 100% of the people in his small study who actually HAD the virus...and did so within something like 5 or 6 days. If TRUE...and pharma companies can get...
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    Grounded in self isolation

    . As I'v previously mentioned elsewhere on this site, the Mrs. and I have also chosen to simply stay at home...which is, for the most part, not really all that much different than what was our 'normal' before all this garbage started anyway. She misses going to her favorite local casino every...
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    UNUSUAL TOOLS

    B...B...But, what about the thumb of th' poor slob who hasta hold the nail? ;-)
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    High level wing mount - GT40

    You probably already know this, but, Superformance built the "Future GT40". I'd contact them for specifics. They undoubtedly could simply sell you one of those wings - mounts and all. Whether or not they would is another question. ;-)
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    Coronavirus - Excellent Data-Based Analysis

    "The only way to prevent this is social distancing today. Not tomorrow. Today. That means keeping as many people home as possible, starting now." The Mrs and I have been doing just that for the past week or ten days. 'Not going anywhere. (We were mostly 'homebodies' before that anyway. 'Have no...
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    Builder Assistance

    LOL! 'Blew coffee all over my keyboard on that one!
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    Drivetrain Options

    THERE'S the answer to your quandary right there. Come re$ale time you'll be very glad you went that way. Seriously. Most buyers prefer traditional power trains. And that's not even factoring in all extra time, engineering, money and hassle you'll avoid trying to shoehorn an 'off the wall' engine...
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