He was funny to the end."My wife and I were happy for 20 years. And then we met."
"The other night my wife met me at the door in nothing but sexy high heels. Unfortunately, she was just coming home."
"I decided to be honest with my wife and tell her I'm seeing a psychiatrist. She said 'That's OK, I'm seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers and a bartender'"
"I went to see my psychiatrist the other day and he said 'Rodney, you're crazy.' I said I wanted a second opinion. He said 'OK, you're ugly too.'"
All courtesy of Rodney Dangerfield. Absolutely brilliant man.