OH NO! Sea levels thought to be falling!
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flatchat(Chris)
Supporter
Oh No, what next ? -- Can you describe the symptoms -- :idea:is the actual sea level falling or the land rising
I guess you may have a valid point Chris, raising an all new and dare I say, very important question for the IPCC and other Climate Boffins to consider:
Is the landmass of planet earth increasing?
If so, could cutting down on the amount of bullshit emanating from Climate 'scientists', be the answer?
Should we place a climate tax on scientific bullshit? Levy the tax until it is proven perhaps?
Lets develop this idea and put it to the sandal-wearers, see what they think. After-all, they are always happy to tax the non-believers. Would they continue to make their outrageous claims, if they were taxed for doing so?
Is the landmass of planet earth increasing?
If so, could cutting down on the amount of bullshit emanating from Climate 'scientists', be the answer?
Should we place a climate tax on scientific bullshit? Levy the tax until it is proven perhaps?
Lets develop this idea and put it to the sandal-wearers, see what they think. After-all, they are always happy to tax the non-believers. Would they continue to make their outrageous claims, if they were taxed for doing so?
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
I have an idea why don't you make a movie? You could call it an inconvenient level, or lie.
You could ask forum members for help. I for one have photos of my last trip to England where boats were left high and dry by the falling sea level at St. Ives.
Jim C. I'm sure could dredge up some graphs to show the extent of sea level decline. You of course would be Director, Ron producer, David could be in charge of refreshment and transport. Keith could write the script, Lonesome and Larry political input and of course Mr Young would head the legal department.
This has boundless possibilities, we could frighten the whole world into believing that sea level decline was a man made disaster, from the impact of the movie we could show various Governments how they could raise revenue by taxing people to help stop the sea level decline.
And the people wouldn't even object because saving the planet is the right thing to do.
We could then start a water trading scheme where water is traded on the market, and water credits would be given to people and company's who saved water.
We of course would all become billionaires. let's do it.
You could ask forum members for help. I for one have photos of my last trip to England where boats were left high and dry by the falling sea level at St. Ives.
Jim C. I'm sure could dredge up some graphs to show the extent of sea level decline. You of course would be Director, Ron producer, David could be in charge of refreshment and transport. Keith could write the script, Lonesome and Larry political input and of course Mr Young would head the legal department.
This has boundless possibilities, we could frighten the whole world into believing that sea level decline was a man made disaster, from the impact of the movie we could show various Governments how they could raise revenue by taxing people to help stop the sea level decline.
And the people wouldn't even object because saving the planet is the right thing to do.
We could then start a water trading scheme where water is traded on the market, and water credits would be given to people and company's who saved water.
We of course would all become billionaires. let's do it.
Jim Rosenthal
Supporter
You've left out Jim C and Lonesome Bob. They will supply on-site entertainment. I will be around to patch folks up if someone takes all this too seriously and brains someone else. Or someones else.
Pete McCluskey.
Lifetime Supporter
Jim R, both Jim C, and lonesome are in there, you are now in charge of proof reading. As well as being the Medico.
Charlie Farley
Supporter
Perhaps we can all help.
How about us all pissing in the sea ?
Would that reverse it ?
How about us all pissing in the sea ?
Would that reverse it ?
Tis caused by the worlds wealth migrating to the east. It has tipped the earths axis, that or Keith has been rinsing out his wallet with sea water.
Bob
Should have posted a photo of all the small craft on the hard at Southampton during low tide..
Water? :shocked:
Never known Orstrilians waste precious water on their beer mate - had it on good authority it was brewed from pure Wallaby Tinkle strained through the gussets of the inmates of Cell Block 'H'.
Jim Rosenthal
Supporter
Disgusting. And totally in keeping with everything else here.
No graphs. How about it, Jim? You're falling down on the job, mate.
No graphs. How about it, Jim? You're falling down on the job, mate.
