| Re: Jokes anyone? -
One guy take the phone and order 1.000 kgs of wood for heating up during the winter.
As soon as he wend out, the perroquet order again 1.000 kgs of wood.
When the truck was delivering the 2.000 kgs, the owner asked why.
The wood man said that after a while he phoned again to order 1.000 kgs more.
The man tooke the wood and runned to the perroquet. He catched him and hold him on the desk.
Looking around the perroquet saw Jesus holded above the door on his cross.
- Hey you, how long are you there?
- More then 2.000 years.
- OOhhh God, how much wood have ordered? |