Test Post.
Oops sorry, Ron already told that one.
I was checking out the forum so you guys can post! Gheesh!
Not so good at jokes. Heard a bunch from the folks in the machine shop I used to work with in grad school but never can remember many. I did remember this one though for some reason.
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A little boy was sitting on the front steps stirring some water and chickenshit together in a bucket.
A mailman walked up and said, “What do you have there son?”
Johnny replies “Chickenshit and water.”
“What are you making?” says the mailman.
“A mailman.” replies Johnny.
At which point the mailman walked up the street mad as hell.
A few minutes later a milkman comes down the street and asks Johnny “Hey, what do you have there?”
And Johnny replies “Chickenshit and water.”
“What are you making?” asks the milkman.
“A milkman.” Replies Johnny.
And the milkman gets pissed off and walks up the street where he talks with the mailman and a policeman. The policeman decides he’ll go back and have a word with Johnny.
“Hi son, what you got there?” ask the policeman.
“Chickenshit and water”
“Hmmm, I bet you’re making a policeman.” says the policeman.
“Naw.” says Johnny, “I ain’t got near enough chickenshit”
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Keep'em coming, you guys are far better at jokes than I am!