[Doug Clark]

As I stepped out of the house this morning I ran a couple of quick tests:

1. Looked up at the sky and checked for cracks. None found, so the sky is not falling in on us.
2. Took a great big deep breath through the nose. Not even the faintest whiff of Marijuana on the air (Bugger). Same as usual then.

Now I just need to go down to the beach this arvo to see how many million "refugees" have set up camp down there.