[Paul Thompson 'Hooligan']

Variation on a them I've seen before:


A biker was riding along a Californian beach when suddenly the skyclouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said " I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said,"Please build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honour and glorify me."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand my wife."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?!"